Tag: funny
group name: dorksrus
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March 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT --
Tony had just finished his training session at the local McDonald's.
So he was a little nervous being behind the register for the first time. His first customer ordered a milkshake.
"Tony," . . .
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March 13, 2008 08:55 PM EDT --
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, . . .
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March 13, 2008 09:11 PM EDT --
LOOKING GOOD
My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn.
I think I might never put . . .
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March 06, 2008 02:58 AM EST --
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, 'Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.' The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her . . .
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March 06, 2008 02:53 AM EST --
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 a.m. and after 4 p.m. in Norfolk, Virginia.
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March 13, 2008 08:47 PM EDT --
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night.
The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of . . .
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March 13, 2008 08:52 PM EDT --
During a taxi run, the crew of a U.S. Air flight to Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
The irate ground controller (a female) screamed, "U.S. Air 2771, . . .
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July 11, 2008 12:40 AM EDT --
Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others . . .
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March 14, 2008 01:58 AM EDT --
An elderly looking gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well-looked-after image, . . .
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March 17, 2008 12:15 AM EDT --
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet . . .
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March 21, 2008 02:18 PM EDT --
My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his shirt was hanging out.
"I know," he replied. "It's a fad me and some of the guys started." . . .
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December 18, 2007 12:50 PM EST --
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page . . .
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March 12, 2008 08:00 PM EDT --
Here are some words that are not yet in dictionaries, but might be someday:
1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period . . .
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March 12, 2008 07:53 PM EDT --
When you buy anything secondhand, make sure you have everything to make it go.
A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawn mower down the street with a "For Sale" sign on it. As he . . .
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May 07, 2008 02:37 PM EDT --
While walking in the woods, Douglas saw a young fairy who had fallen into the river and bravely dived in to rescue her.
In gratitude, the fairy granted Douglas three wishes. He wished for a huge . . .
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May 21, 2008 03:38 PM EDT --
Free Grumpy Husband (Panama City)
Reply to: sale-68965788@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-21, 2:44PM EDT
Free grumpy husband to good or bad home. Has OCD, and your house must be in sterile cleanliness . . .
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July 10, 2008 02:53 AM EDT --
Actual Classified Ads from various newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. . . .
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October 16, 2009 05:02 PM EDT --
I was bored so I thought I'd take a new icon photo. The one I use now is almost 2 years old. So I wanted to post a newer one. I guess I have this thing about showing my wrinkles.
So what do you think . . .
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November 11, 2007 05:00 AM EST --
What's the weirdest job you've ever had? Tell us about the job or a weird, wacky or wild experience you've had on any job.
My weirdest job was one I took out of a desparate . . .
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January 12, 2009 01:38 PM EST --
Occasionally my mom sends me e-mails that I hang on to for those days when I need a laugh. I needed one today and thought you all might enjoy it too. I hope it posts alright! . . .
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